I’m the fucking Hobbit.
Best Friend: Black Widow (Good.)
Lover: Black Widow (Good.)
First Kiss: Loki (Tee-hee.)
Enemy: Bruce Banner (Hulk) [Fuck. Angry sex, though?]
Cockblocked By: Steve Rogers (Capt. America)
Killed By: Thor
Best Friend: Captain America
Lover: Thor :)
First Kiss: Thor :)
Enemy: Mark Fluffalo
Cockblocked by; Starktopus
Killed by: Black Widow
THAT TIME I TOOK A CLASS WITH ALL STUDENT ATHLETES
EVERYONE WAS LIKE:
AND I WAS LIKE:
My astronomy teacher: So if this way is South, then that way is West and that’s were the Sun sets.
girl next to me: “Wait, but, dat don’t make no sense…..”

Nathan: That’s my son!
Marlowe: (trying to introduce the exclusive clip) I can’t… I can’t compete with a little Browncoat!~
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